6ood:

If you get me Chipotle You will get Chipotlaid

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nogoodmichael:

whoever made this is my hero for the day

nogoodmichael:

whoever made this is my hero for the day

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nerdymelly:

people need to realize that when I push them away, it is not because I do not want them in my life; it is because I want them to push back and to show me that what we have is worth fighting for and they aren’t going to give up that easily.

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nofaddano:

guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes
girl: *looks up*
guy: image

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When people stop writing, it’s one of two things - they are either really fucking happy or broken beyond repair.
Ming D. Liu (via bodv)

(Source: mingdliu.com)

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sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

(Source: atheismblog)

350,434 notes

popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

328,719 notes

charlesmacaulayy:

telling someone to read a book and watching as their world slowly gets destroyed by it

image

(Source: morevnaa)

50,575 notes

officialwhitegirls:

sniffing:

officialwhitegirls:

tumblr user officialwhitegirls is my favorite blog 

isn’t that you…

tumblr user officialwhitegirls is my favorite blog 

59,313 notes

When 6th graders complain about how hard school is

image

(Source: ilikeusbetterwasted)

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lipsitck:

when i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

77,795 notes

cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

(Source: counterpunks)

375,223 notes

intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

134,900 notes

darkminho:

checking your phone in the middle of the night

image

(Source: gaynewt)

64,885 notes

supamuthafuckinvillain:

This makes me extremely content.

(Source: vinebox)

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